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Irish Petrol Station...

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales,
so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with every Full Tank of fuel.'

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend ****, pulled in for another
Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the
correct number.

Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, **** said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'

Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough ****.

My wife won twice last week.'
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