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An old Marine pilot sat down at Starbucks, wearing his old flight suit and leather jacket, and ordered coffee. A young woman came in and sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "Well I've spent my whole life flying planes, started in Stearmans, flew Corsairs in WW2, then Cougars in Korea, Skyhawks in Vietnam, and I've taught several hundred student pilots and given thousands of airplane rides, so I guess I am a pilot, and now, how about you Miss, what do you do?" She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."
The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.
A little later a young man walked in and sat down on the other side of the old Marine and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
 
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