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My wife and I went to a 4H agricltural show and one of the first exhibits
we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs. Smiled and said'
'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,
'Wow, that's more than twice a week! You could learn alot from him.'

We then walked to the third pen and it had a sign that said'
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'







My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and I should eventually make a full recovery!
 
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