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There were two nuns.

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most!
What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He
started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll
go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what
has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,
so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
than man with his pants down.


And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!
 

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:lmao: Sure didn't see that one coming. Got me...guilty as charged.
 

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I saw this one coming,lol, reminds me of the one- Why do women always win rape charges? They can run faster with the dress or skirt hiked up than men can with the pants around the ankles. Maybe we should dress as the Swiss do..
 

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ldb pikester said:
With a name like Tail Hunter you must know what you are talking about.
Haha, stupid story with this one. I was trying to join another forum, every name I came up with was already used, after 10 mins. of trying I was getting tired of it, so for stupidity I typed tailhunter in, and it was accepted. Go figure,lol. So now I use it on others, and so far no problems,lol.
 
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